Procurer 

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

Procurer by Junet February 20, 2009

procure 

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

procure by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015

Procure 

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

Procure by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

Procurement 

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010

Procurdinating 

To avoid work by making cheese. Like procrastibaking, the urge to procurdinate occurs when there is lots of or tedious work to be done, but there is no particular reason to make cheese.

"Procurdinate or Zoom - hey, I'll take the cheese option any day."
"I've not even started work yet, I've spent most of the day procurdinating."

Procurdinating by LiquoriceAllsortsInTheKitchen January 26, 2021

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024