procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018

procrasticleaning 

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."

I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.

procrasticleaning by jspot January 5, 2009

procrastichat 

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat

Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)

procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008

procrasticlean 

To clean and/or organize as a coping method (procrastination) to doing work.

Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!

procrasticlean by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009

procrasticreeping 

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing

Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."

procrasticreeping by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

procrasticrap

verb: To take a dump to avoid doing work

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"

procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006

procrastication 

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

procrastication by cakeofages August 9, 2008