Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

Procreator's remorse by Ligonier March 20, 2013

Professional Procreator 

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.

"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

Professional Procreator by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010

procreatory 

relating the act of procreating, namey causing human offprings to be composed in the womb of the famale via intervention of the male's copulatory probe insert.

For the first three years of her marriage, the act was purely copulatory.

procreatory by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

cereal procreator 

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.

1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator

cereal procreator by Crystalclear321 August 14, 2024