to delay time by pleasuring yourself.
Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet
#procrasturbation #masturbate #procrastinate #wanker #procrasturbating
by Bernard Bangwanger April 15, 2010
The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.
Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.
#efficiency #procrastination #masturbation #procrstirbation #rabelaisian
by Bud Cutino November 15, 2007
Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.
#masturbation #procrastination #laziness #boredom #flogging the dolphin
by Kyle Whitley August 05, 2007
1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
#procrastination #masturbation #idleness #avoidance #displacement activity
by Information Pete September 16, 2009
masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.
Procrasturbation... Alex is such a procrasturbator, he's got jizz all over his textbooks
#masturbation #masturbate #jerk #off #sex
by Marinaaa May 09, 2007
Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
#masturbation #procrastination #jacking off #jerk #beat off
by Sohum December 14, 2007
Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
#procrasturbate #procrastination #procrastinate #masturbation #masturbate #put-off
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
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