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1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
by Information Pete September 16, 2009
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The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.
Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.
by Bud Cutino November 15, 2007
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Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
by Sohum December 14, 2007
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masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.
Procrasturbation... Alex is such a procrasturbator, he's got jizz all over his textbooks
by Marinaaa May 09, 2007
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what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
"man i love procasturbating"
by steen tee April 18, 2003
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Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.
by Kyle Whitley August 05, 2007
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Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
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