Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.
"...so I paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. Whatta procrastitute!"