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procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.
Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

procrasticreeping 

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing
Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."
procrasticreeping by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

Procrastinol 

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.
I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)
Procrastinol by Poopwords January 8, 2019

procrastinaceous 

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s - adjective: 1. active, continuous and seemingly unending procrastination that affects productive work in detrimental ways. 2. doing everything else except your work despite impending deadlines.
i'm so procrastinaceous.
writing term paper, while watching basketball, surfing hi5 and facebook and checking email, (add favourite distraction here) etc
procrastinaceous by komplex November 21, 2006

Procrastibreak 

The act of taking a small break of procrastination during work hours, or dire times of actually needing to do something constructive and important.
You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"

OR

You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!

OR

Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college work and decide to write a definiton on the internet..
Procrastibreak by Effort May 24, 2013

procrastinaciously 

pro·cras·ti·na·cious·ly
adv.

1. The act of tenacious procrastination
2. To willingly not put effort into doing something and putting off doing the same thing.
Q: "ahh -- how's the job hunt going?" A: "procrastinaciously"
or
"I am looking procastinaciously for a job"