1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly
Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!
Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.
Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
Waiting till the last minute to get something done..
"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.