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13. procrasterbating
Using masturbation as a way to put things off.
"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."
1. procrasterbating
The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
2. Procrasterbating
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.
3. Procrasterbating
Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.
I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.
4. procrasterbating
Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
5. Procrasterbating
The act of procrastinating your nut during masturbation by taking short breaks in between strokes.
Guy 1: Dude! Hurry up and come to the mall. Stop procrasterbating!
Guy 2: Sorry dude I'm a serious procrasterbator. You know this.
6. procrasterbating
the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
7. Procrasterbating
Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
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