2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
...I am so screwed.
2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"