Procrastanigger
Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020
procrastinate
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008
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procrastinate
What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013
procrastinate
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
ProcrastiNet
when your internet is being a jackass. when your internet is so lazy it takes 30 minutes to watch a 30-second clip. fat internet.
I was trying to catch up on all the latest videos on youporn.com, but nothing was loading because my internet was procrastinetting again.
ProcrastiNet by Schroeter/Anderson Alliance January 18, 2009
procrastineat
To procrastinate by eating.
Often characterized by several trips back to the fridge even after one's hunger has long been sated. Sometimes accompanied by other activities like watching TV or trolling the web. Foods eaten are usually unsubstantial snacks and leftovers.
Also: procrastineation, pracrastineating, procrastineater
Often characterized by several trips back to the fridge even after one's hunger has long been sated. Sometimes accompanied by other activities like watching TV or trolling the web. Foods eaten are usually unsubstantial snacks and leftovers.
Also: procrastineation, pracrastineating, procrastineater
"You start writing that Poli Sci paper yet?"
"Nah."
"Thought it was due tomorrow."
"Yep."
"Atta boy. And is that your third bowl of Frosted Flakes or fourth?"
"Fifth. But check it out: Planet Earth reruns. Shallow Seas. Oh man this a bonkers episode. Definitely my second-favorite."
"Dude you polished off all the chocolate milk, too? Damn. You sure can procrastineat with the best of them."
"I wish Sigourney Weaver narrated my life like in Planet Earth. Slash Stranger than Fiction."
"Underrated movie."
"Not nearly as bad as it looked. Clever."
"So much better than Blades of Glory."
"Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fox."
"Is that how you pronounce her name?"
"No idea. I improvise it every time."
"So you're not gonna start the paper till like 2am huh."
"Absolutely not. I'm at least half a box of mac & cheese away from even turning on my computer."
"You know what? I'm gonna go Netflix Stranger Than Fiction right now. You want me to add anything to the queue?"
"Yeah whichever disc has 'Great Plains' in it. I wanna see the antelope get its whole program ruined by that gator again."
"In slow-mo."
"And high def."
"I like my animal-attack films highly defined."
"I will not watch animals attack in anything but the slowest of motion and highest of definition."
"Nothing but the best will do."
"Less than the best is unacceptable."
"I've been spoiled. When I watch animal attack clips in regular-mo and -def, I get confused."
"I don't even know what I'm looking at."
"I'm like, 'Is this an ad? Which one is the bear? This sucks.'"
"Do we have any more sandwich meat?"
"Nah."
"Thought it was due tomorrow."
"Yep."
"Atta boy. And is that your third bowl of Frosted Flakes or fourth?"
"Fifth. But check it out: Planet Earth reruns. Shallow Seas. Oh man this a bonkers episode. Definitely my second-favorite."
"Dude you polished off all the chocolate milk, too? Damn. You sure can procrastineat with the best of them."
"I wish Sigourney Weaver narrated my life like in Planet Earth. Slash Stranger than Fiction."
"Underrated movie."
"Not nearly as bad as it looked. Clever."
"So much better than Blades of Glory."
"Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fox."
"Is that how you pronounce her name?"
"No idea. I improvise it every time."
"So you're not gonna start the paper till like 2am huh."
"Absolutely not. I'm at least half a box of mac & cheese away from even turning on my computer."
"You know what? I'm gonna go Netflix Stranger Than Fiction right now. You want me to add anything to the queue?"
"Yeah whichever disc has 'Great Plains' in it. I wanna see the antelope get its whole program ruined by that gator again."
"In slow-mo."
"And high def."
"I like my animal-attack films highly defined."
"I will not watch animals attack in anything but the slowest of motion and highest of definition."
"Nothing but the best will do."
"Less than the best is unacceptable."
"I've been spoiled. When I watch animal attack clips in regular-mo and -def, I get confused."
"I don't even know what I'm looking at."
"I'm like, 'Is this an ad? Which one is the bear? This sucks.'"
"Do we have any more sandwich meat?"
procrastineat by ns0000 January 11, 2009