Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

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Procrastabating

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

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When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

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v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

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to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

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the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

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i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

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