| 141. | Super Ted | ||
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Derived from the term Gettin' Some Ted. Refers to reaching the green in under regulation. Specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. Just as with Gettin' Some Ted, the proclamation of Super Ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team competition. Due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often 'Tall Cash.' When achieveing Super Ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. Super Ted is rumored to make your penis grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. This rumor may have started because ahieveing Super Ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a boner. A foursome is standing on the tee of a relatively short par 4. One golfer rips a beautiful drive that rolls up onto the green. Absolute pandemonium breaks out within the confines of the team that achieved Super Ted. They then spend the next few minutes gloating, dancing, singing Gettin' Some Ted and counting fake dollar bills in front of the now mentally crushed opposing team.
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| 142. | CACKBIRD | ||
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A Bird with a CACK-like appearance. The proclamation of such bird must be yelled, hence the typeset in capital letters. Guy 1: "Dude! look at that bird it looks like my cack!"
Guy 2: "You mean a CACKBIRD!?" |
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| 143. | Foolz | ||
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A verb that is a less serious version of 'fooling around'/to fool around as implied by the z. It can be used as a question or a statment. In the statement case, it can be a proclamation on a event or a grouping of people that have/are likely to engage in foolz. In the question sense, it can be a request to fool around or a query as to whether or not a grouping of people have foolzed. It can also be modified to use in either the past by adding ed and keeping the z (foolzed) or the present tense by adding ing and keeping the z. Lastly, it can be used to classify a group of people that an individual has foolzed around with. Staff Member 1:
"Did you see Miller and Jamie come up from the swim beach together?" Staff Member 2: "Foolz!" Partygoer 1: "I really like your hair, is that your natural colour?" Partygoer 2: "Foolz?" Partygoer 1: "Sweet, let's go upstairs" Staff Member 1: "I can't believe Bailey got such a good evaluation from Lorry" Staff Member 2: "Foolz?" CIT 1: "Did you hear that Lauren and Zach foolzed at the rifle range?" CIT 2: "I even know they were still foolzing!" Camper 1: "Can you believe all the guys Gillian has hooked up with?" Camper 2: "The funny thing is that all her foolz are Trainees or older" |
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| 144. | Guzzied | ||
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A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation. Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.
Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard. |
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| 145. | Bam Shwam | ||
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- 1. v. - a phrase coined by a couple of young choral singers in 2010; describing an undeniable victory in a challenge, competition, performance, etc.
2. interj. - a proclamation of extreme joy or thrill 1 - "We bam shwammed that concert tonight!"
2 - "You folks are now the tenth best choir in the state." "Bam shwam!!" 3 - "Bam Schwam Kwan Shwan!!!" |
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| 146. | Whazjam | ||
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A proclamation! Either of joy, excitement, upon completion of something, or of an epiphany. Also can be used as a statement, such as, here it is. i just found the take out menu that every starving person in our office was searching for so i gladly pull it out and say, " WHAZJAM! " (loudly and with excitement of course)
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| 147. | freedom | ||
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The niggers version of The American Dream. The Emancipation Proclamation and the Civil Rights Movement led by Martin Luther King Jr. has led to Niggers wanting more freedom.
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