Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

plocha 

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Pochunka 

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.

Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.

Pochunka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

Mr. Prochilo 

A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware

Oh there he goes Mr. Prochilo looking at lil girls.

Mr. Prochilo by The tea has been spilled hoes October 30, 2018

ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke

"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"

ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011