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Sensory Processes 

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Sensory Processes are a group of strange little creatures drawn by horror artist Trevor Henderson, who was inspired to make them by an unorthodox illustration in a textbook. They work together in a pack and each of them have one of the five main senses that they use to coordinate. Their intention and origins are currently unknown.

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Sensory Processes all depict small, bipedal hairless beings with red skin and two short legs. They have a simple smooth oval shape with no discernible head, body, hands, or feet. Their short legs simply end in nubs. Their skin appears to be somewhat leathery in texture, but also seems to be covered in a thin layer of a reflective substance.

While all five of the creatures look the mostly same, their main distinction lies in what could only be described as their ‘faces’, which contain a single enlarged version of a human-like sensory organ in the middle. Each creature has a different organ, making up the five main senses that most people first learn about. These sensory organs also seem to have slightly more orange skin than the rest of the bodies.
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URBAN DICTIONARY PROCESSES 

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super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.
PrisInman Presses by PrisInman July 17, 2011

Trust The Process 

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.
P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

processees 

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.
Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.
processees by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

sham process 

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.
The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.
sham process by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019