|1.||One Eyed Tie Dye.|
After dropping acid, proceed to have intercourse. ( preferably anal. ) proceed to pound as needed. you are at near climax, pull out. ( otherwise known as "Exodus." ) once "Exodus" has occurred, ejaculate into one eye. ( non specific as to right or left. ) the combination of loss of sight, use of acid, and extreme hilarity will cause a hallucinogenic tie died pattern to appear in the eye of said partner. ( This entry does neither condone nor condemn the use of controlled substances. ) ENJOY!!
I gave this girl a one eyed tie dye. It was awesome until she got up and chased me.As a result of the lack of depth perception she fell down her front steps.
Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.
The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.
***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***
you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...
On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.
go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy
|3.||Ice Box T.K.O|
While having wild and crazy sex with a female and wearing a neck tie, the girl will reach her climax and begin to pull on the neck tie to the point where you black out. You proceed to tell your friends for some reason and they all make fun of you because you are a retard.
Jeffery was having wild and crazy sex with Bernadette, and she reached her climax and gave him the Ice Box T.K.O.
Masturbuating to the point of climaxing than stopping for five days through the weekday. Once you feel you have a good bit of sperm built up proceed in activitys for the weekend.
"How was your date with sally last night Bill?"
"Awesome, I was powerloading the whole week so she got a mouth full."
when engaged in sexual activities, your female or most of the times male partner will proceed to stick not one, not two but three fingers up the anus, commonly referred to as the "Rat", and majority of the times used on men with small inadequate penises
John said to his partner Scott "while you're blowing me please give me an "East Burn" it helps me climax sweetheart!"
The act of putting your penis into an unsuspecting and sleeping victim's hand. While being careful not to wake the person, you proceed to thrust your hips until climax. The next morning the person will awake with crusted semen in/on their hand not know where it may have come from.
My god Sandra, after I passed out last night, I think Steve may have come into my room and hand jacked me.
|7.||Palace of Love|
Palace of Lovemore...
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a co...