prozucktive 

pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.

Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>

What did you get up to last night?

Heaps. No schoolwork, but I was pretty prozucktive on facebook!

prozucktive by aussieborealis July 23, 2011

pobucker 

A po'bucker is usually defined as a local yokel, backwoods
hicks. Sometimes it can mean small town police or sheriff.
Rev. Stang will sometime use the term on the Church of the
Sub-Genius' Hour of Slack Radio ministry program. It is
probably a derivative of "podunk".

"dem pobuckers 're out tonite!"

pobucker by chesucat July 3, 2006

Profucktive 

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

ProfuckingFreshional 

Being so amazingly fresh, that there is absolutely no other way to describe it.

Chris: Man I'm feelin' fresh as shit.

Nic: Lookin' PROFUCKINGFRESHIONAL nigga.

ProfuckingFreshional by SnappleN'Spanky March 26, 2010

Profucktive 

When you're trying to be productive, but fuck up, turning it into being Profucktive.

Person 1: Man, I'm really behind on this project.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.

Profucktive by it's_wingardium_levi-OH-sah_ August 29, 2013

PoBuck 

To bullshit, leave out details or pull one's leg. To completely mislead, shaft and fuck one over.

Corey: Yo Zack, Jessica totally made out with this hot chick last night!
Zack: Who?
Corey: Your girlfriend, Stephanie.
Zack: You PoBuckin son of a bitch!

Bucky: Hey Charlie, wanna go to the titans game on Sunday?
Charlie: Yea dude, as long as the seats arent in the nosebleeds.
Bucky: They are front row 50 yard line!
Charlie: You better not be PoBuckin me!

Dunne: Floyd! You ever going to leave the house?
Floyd: Hell yea, Going to hit the bars and get shitfaced tonight!
Dunne: Don't PoBuck me.

PoBuck by Crucial Nutsack September 24, 2010

Profuckingfessional

An expression means that someone is truely professional

A: Can you help me with painting my house?
B: Of course, I'm a profuckingfessional

Profuckingfessional by Magdi Ali September 1, 2009