Probationship 

When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.

Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch

Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now

Probationship by atlas247 April 5, 2013

Probsuction 

A sexual act involving a vacuum cleaner. Quite often self inflicted.

Person 1: Hey did you see the latest Avengers movie?
Person 2: No sorry I was at home with having a probsuction with my new dyson.

Probsuction by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021

Probsuction 

A slang term for a sexual activity involving a mechanical suction device, I.e vacuum cleaner. Henry and Dyson models often are claimed to have high probability of self inflected probsuction.

“I’ve just bought this new dyson vacuum, might give myself a probsuction tonight, it will be so sik”

Probsuction by WhereisRay July 28, 2021

Probsuction 

The act of receiving a blowjob, aided with the help of a Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner)

Use a Henry for best results, as it gives you good eye contact, which as you is deadly sexy whilst in the act.

Can be self-inflicted.

Boy: hey.....wanna give me a probsuction?

Girl: yeah ok......pull your pants down while i plug in the hoover and get the extension pipe.

Probsuction by poliko September 12, 2009

Probsuction 

Probsuction a word that defines the act of using a henry or dyson hoover and turning power to full and probsucking your penis

Person 1: Hey Jamal fancy a probsuction today?
Person 2: yeah for sure, do you have the tissues?

Ten mins later...

Person 1: what did u think?
Person 2: it was so sik

Probsuction by harryj23 August 28, 2010

Probsuction 

Composite of the words 'Probability and Suction'. Probsuction is often used as a way of describing a force that causes a fluid or solid to be drawn into an interior space or to adhere to a surface because of the difference between the external and internal pressures. The probability between the suction and release could vary depending on technique and skill.

Jim: How long will it take untill this is finished?
Bob: Well it depends on how powerful the probsuction is.

Probsuction by Davidtrail84 November 18, 2011