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proxsucker

Essentially, a cocksucker by proxy. One who doesn't actually suck dick themselves, but by kissing someone who does, or even simply sharing a drink of someone who does, could be referred to as a cocksucker by proxy.
"Did you hear about Steve's new girlfriend?"

"Yeah, man, but the funny thing is, he doesn't know she's a slut. Now, that poor tool is a total proxsucker."
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Probsuction 

A sexual act involving a vacuum cleaner. Quite often self inflicted.
Person 1: Hey did you see the latest Avengers movie?
Person 2: No sorry I was at home with having a probsuction with my new dyson.
Probsuction by Itrastiinks July 17, 2021
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Probsuction 

A slang term for a sexual activity involving a mechanical suction device, I.e vacuum cleaner. Henry and Dyson models often are claimed to have high probability of self inflected probsuction.
“I’ve just bought this new dyson vacuum, might give myself a probsuction tonight, it will be so sik
Probsuction by WhereisRay July 28, 2021

Probsuction 

The act of receiving a blowjob, aided with the help of a Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner)

Use a Henry for best results, as it gives you good eye contact, which as you is deadly sexy whilst in the act.

Can be self-inflicted.
Boy: hey.....wanna give me a probsuction?

Girl: yeah ok......pull your pants down while i plug in the hoover and get the extension pipe.
Probsuction by poliko September 12, 2009

probsocks 

Probsocks is a small tiktoker with 8,000.
Probsocks just uploaded a new toktok
probsocks by Somebody456 May 13, 2021

Probsuction 

Probsuction a word that defines the act of using a henry or dyson hoover and turning power to full and probsucking your penis
Person 1: Hey Jamal fancy a probsuction today?
Person 2: yeah for sure, do you have the tissues?

Ten mins later...

Person 1: what did u think?
Person 2: it was so sik
Probsuction by harryj23 August 28, 2010

probfucklems 

Jerry:Godammit those goddam assholes stole my car. Now ive got some serious probfucklems
probfucklems by GR8FL February 22, 2007