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Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!
While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
by 44431 October 26, 2011
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You know what's wrong with the world? George W. Bush!
by sure October 22, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Sarcastic phrase said at the end of a statement. Usually the statement in question was said solely to piss off or troll someone else, hence "problem" being added to the end. A great tool to annoy others.
Henry: "Who the hell took a dump in my ice cream?!"
Chuck: "Maybe it was me. Problem?" *trollface*
by NarooN October 05, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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that song is a problem
by JMills May 12, 2004
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Whats yo problem man?
by B-ryan July 16, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.
Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."
by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur August 26, 2008
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damm shorty a fuckin problem
by j-mellz April 22, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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