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4. problems
To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.
"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"
by Dylan Hewson Apr 20, 2005 add a video
1. Problems
Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.
Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."
2. problems
Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!
While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
3. Problems
To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)
Arr mate you've got problems
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