| 1. | pro wrestler-esque | ||
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adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel. Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque. |
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| 2. | Bass Pro Shop | ||
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A common redneck hangout, and shopping center. It is where all the families decide to "git out" of their trailers and shop. The most common customer is of the obese, toothless, and inbred variety. Dan and his cousin/wife Mary-Anne decided to go shop at Bass Pro Shop today
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| 3. | Redneck | ||
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someone from anywhere in the world but mainly rural southeastern united states and rural canada. sost rednecks like myself love nascar. apparently most rednecks like pro wrestlin but not all. all rednecks are hard workin folk who earn everything they have. we are very smart people n can figure most anything out. rednecks enjoy the outdoors n would rather be outside than inside. cept for me it is way to cold right now and wish i could be fixin my car n truck. rednecks are the most polite people you will ever meet n enjoy time with family and friends. not all rednecks are drunks dip n smoke. rednecks do in fact shop at walmart cept walmarts gone to chinese and aint american enough for most anymore so i do my shopping by getting clothes from the nascar races. we are almost all good at computer stuff. rednecks dont all listen to country, i listen to rock n metal. rednecks tend to be God fearing Christians that attend church weekly and enjoy nascar afterwards. rednecks are the most patriotic people in america and will defend this great nation to our death. rednecks also tend to be very conservative and hate big government. we take no offense when northerners make fun of us, we just laugh and go on with our day. think before the next time you laugh at us, who is the one that knows how to fix a car without a car shop, whos the ones that actually have to work at work, whos the one that grows the food and other what nots that feed your family. respect rednecks and well respect you. rednecks put food on the plate without breaking the bank... hell im a po-e-tic redneck!(cant spell, sorry, but yes i do have a college education, just dont need it for what i do like most rednecks)
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| 4. | redneck | ||
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1-term once used to describe pro-union miners in the Appalachian region, derived from their wearing of red bandanas around their necks to signify their union involvement, thereby 'redneck'.
2- slightly offensive term to describe lower to middle class people, living mostly in the backwoods(though some are migrating to the urban sprawl), who wear flannel, shoot things for fun, and always seem to be able to say something completely useless. "The rednecks marched towards Mingo county to spread union involvement."
"you might be a redneck if...(see ALL Jeff Foxworthy jokes) |
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| 5. | pro-abortion | ||
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The popular belief that abortion is a very affective & usefull means of curbing overpopulation. Abortion is prevention.
Pro-abortionists unlike pro-choicers believe that abortion should be mandatory if you have had more than your fair shair of kids. Redneck " you is be murdering peoples"
Me "actually ,murder reffers to the killing of a Human being". |
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| 6. | good ol' boy | ||
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There are two very different definitions here.
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1.) A man or older boy from the South, in this case the stereotypical redneck or hick. Likes cheap beer, NASCAR, football, pro wrestling, hunting and/or fishing, and country or hard rock music. Not necessarily a bad person, but occasionally portrayed as racist, though many could care less, aside from occasionally cracking a racist joke with his buddies; this is not usually how he feels about Blacks or Hispanics. Generally all about having a good time. They may speed to impress a girl they're taking on a date, but won't hit-and-run; they may have a few beers to impress her at the bar later on, or even get in a fight there, but won't get so drunk he can't sober up and drive or send the other guy to the hospital. Generally speaks with a country accent or Southern drawl, usually the former. Often drives a rusty muscle car or pickup, but at the same time many seem to drive small Japanese cars. A good example of this type would be the Duke boys from the TV series and movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Often portrayed negatively, but not always a bad person. Again, they are pretty good-natured. 2.) This definition is still a man from the South, however, he is usually upper-middle class, rather "preppy |
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| 7. | Redneck Republican | ||
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Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives. “Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.
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