Top Definition
Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

Before you deck her, cover your pecker!

While she gets in heat, package your meat!

Before undressing Venus, dress up your...

...you know what.

*rimshot*
by Mark H June 17, 2004
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