| 1. | Pro-stitute | ||
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(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation. Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry." 10 years later Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?" Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores." |
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| 2. | Corner pro | ||
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Hooker or prostitute who works on the corner. Hence the name, corner pro(stitute). Mainly used by stupid high school/junior high students to insult each other. Or it could mean someone who's a professional at working the corners. Girl: Take it like a man, you dumbass fag! *slaps boy*
Boy: Stop it you corner pro!! Girl: *slaps boy even harder* |
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| 3. | Thughugger | ||
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(n) A woman who will only date violent, uneducated chauvinistic, ignorant, unintelligible, pants saggin, "playas" with 20 kids by 21 different baby mommas. College educated brothas are especially shunned by these women. Complete opposite of Pro-stitute. Guy: Hi Im an up and coming grad student who would like to take you out.
Thughugger: Hell to the naw. Go read a textbook or something college boy. Ewww, You smell like knowledge. Thug: <slaps Thughugger in the face> Let's go bitch. Time is crackrock. Thughugger: That's my man. |
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| 4. | cuntstitute | ||
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The opposite of a pro-stitute, which is a hook who is a pro.
A cuntstitute is a hooker which is not a pro, and very amateur like and rude, thus, deriving the prefix cunt. BOB: Eh Greg, know any good prostitutes 'round here?
GREG: Dangnamit, I only know them cuntstitutes 'round here. |
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