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An activity in which you:

1. deflate a football
2. attach a pump to its intake hole
3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole
4. pump as much air into it as possible
"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."
"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."
"Well thanks for sucking my cock."
"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"
by the letter d August 26, 2007
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