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Privates 

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
Privates by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

saving ryans privates 

the germans are cumming from behind
saving ryans privates by n333m August 23, 2004

shaving ryan's privates 

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

Gravel Privateer

A road cyclist who spontaneously takes up gravel riding in an effort to be cool and different won't and shut up about it. Gravel Privateers will be sure to volunteer about their newfound identity via many Strava and Instagram posts.
Victor: I just bought a $9,000 gravel bike. I am a Gravel Privateer!

Jeremy: Me too. I'm a Cat 5 racer, but I'm actually a part time Gravel Privateer myself.

Dat: Hey guys, I'm riding the river trail tomorrow with the road group, want to join?

Jeremy and Victor: Sorry, can't make it because training for our first Belfian Waffle. Road cycling in lame. We are Gravel Privateers now :)~
Gravel Privateer by Super Tuck July 28, 2021

privatefearless 

A young Irish boy who loves survival games. He lives the #PugLyfe with the dream team, and often rages when we gets targeted.
Oh You pulled another PrivateFearless didn't you Isaac?
privatefearless by SarcasticPig January 5, 2014

pasadena privates 

a group of private schools in pasadena, california. since all the public schools suck ass, and pasadena is full of rich white people, theres a shitload of private schools to satisfy their 'needs'. some of the schools arent actually in pasadena, but are part of the list because everyone in pasadena goes to them. most of the schools are catholic. theres a lot of girls schools but only one boys school, so if you want to get laid, go to pasadena.
mayfield senior school(pasadena)-girls/catholic

maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian

westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious

polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious

la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic

alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic

flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic

flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious

st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic

"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."