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1. private
The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.
2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"
2. private
the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.
SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004 add a video
3. private
private is something that is not public
A Private School is a Fee Paying School
The middle and upper classes usually send their children to a Private School.
4. Private
Not for you to effing touch.
it's MINE.
this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.
5. private
A sporting good chance of not getting caught.
We did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal.
6. Private
Lowest rank in the Army, Something secret.
"Thats Private Information"
"Private Bob!"
by private Oct 30, 2003 add a video
7. Private
An enlisted person in the U.S. Army or Marine Corps of the lowest rank.

The Air Force and Navy have different ranks.
Lawrence: Hey! I just joined the Marine Corps!
Joanne: Cool! I just joined the U.S. Army after completing ROTC.
Jason: Haha, you guys are Privates. =]
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