the bane of the existance of lurkers, stalkers, and creeps. on myspace, dictates that you must add a person before you can see their profile.
usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.
mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL