A methode of breaking up with your signifigant other through the facebook private messaging system. This methode of breaking up serves as a methode of identification for the lowest of the low.more...
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character
A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.
Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.
Their behaviour can include:
1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.
A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"
types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
Feminism is the radical notion that men are not people.
Feminism dehumanizes men for political gain. Here are some examples from leading feminists in their own words:more...
"Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometimes gain from the experience."
Catherine Comin, Vassar College. Assistant Dean of Students.
"Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release."
"All men are rapists and that's all they are."
Marilyn French, Author; (later, advisor to Al Gore's Presidential Campaign.)
"And if the professional rapist is to be separated from the average dominant heterosexual (male), it may be mainly a quantitative difference."
Susan Griffin, Rape: The All-American Crime.
"All men are good for is fucking, and running over with a truck".
Statement made by A University of Maine Feminist Administrator, quoted by Richard Dinsmore, who brought a successful civil suit against the University in the amount of $600,000. Richard had protested the quote; was dismissed thereafter on the grounds of harassment; and responded by bringing suit against the University. 1995 settlement.
"We live, I am trying to say, in an epidemic of male violence against women."
'To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo."
Scum Manifesto. (Valerie Solanas)
"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman."
a classier term used by the upper class to refer to "sexting" the act of erotically stimulating another person from a distance via text. text can be in the form of instant messaging, text messaging, passing notes, morse code and even smoke signals. textual assistance is usually used while in a long distance relationship to keep up the guise of a "real" sex life you can discuss with your socialite friends, but also includes leaving sensual messages on your fiancé's corporate satellite phone or dirty post-its slipped to the twenty something secretary of yours you poke while your wife is at charity galas. while textual assistance can be used both to signal a booty call or nudge both parties in the direction of an orgasm...it is an essential part of the elite life.
(On a private ship at sea)
Butler : Sir, your mobile just vibrated. It appears to be a text message.
*Young heir to Fuzzy Dice empire takes one hand off the wheel of his yacht and picks up the ruby encrusted phone*
Maxwell Lucas Hetherington III : Not a text message Boothby, you silly old chap! This is textual assistance from the Princess of Luxembourg! As you can tell by the swelling in my Ferragamo's she's quite the dirty bird that one! Better swing round the cape and take a gander at that crown jewel before the cricket match!"
Editor's Note: Scriptwriters for CW's Gossip Girl recently asked for this to be used on their show to expose overweight, multi-ethnic and working class America to the wonders of "textual assistance". Angry gold leafed scrolls flooded in from all over the world to CW headquarters accusing the show of being too "tawdry" and having a multi-racial cast. For fear of losing ad revenues, it was pulled from the script.
The act of reading a private matter over someones shoulder i.e. text message, email, or note
(Texter #1) "I just took the biggest dump of my life"
(Texter #2)" The woman sitting next to me just shoulread that"
(Texter #1)"Is she cute?"
(Texter #2)"not really"
(Texter #1)" then why should I care"
To have sexual relations with another or others via AOL Instant Messenger. Generally in a private chat or in a personal Instant Message window. This is a more specific form of "cyber sex."
"Kevin met this hot chick in "Bored" chat, and then he left to go AimBang her."
"Dude, last nite, I met this horny cougar in "Forties Friends" chat and she IMed me and wanted to AimBang."
The act of receiving a message that was not meant to be addressed to you, but none of the less was sent to you you. Such messages are commonly "intercepted" when the mistaken sender is in the middle of a incriminating, embarrassing or otherwise private text conversation.
Impersonal Sms interception:
Sender's sms: "Hey bro I miss you!, coming to town soon let's meet up"
Receiver: Samantha' sms response: "OMG I miss you too! when do you want to meet up?"
Sender's 2nd text: "I'm sorry I meant to send that to SAM"
Incriminating Sms interception:
Sender's sms:"I just picked up that dub sack of kush yo, this is going to be the best 420 ever! b sure 2 get a grape swisher"
Receiver's response:"Benjamin come home this instant"