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Pritch is a combined word of "Princess" and "Bitch". Use it to describe a some bitch that always acts like a princess and you just couldn't stand it.
Fred: She likes to act and behaves like a princess.
Peter: I think she's more like a pritch, I can't bloody stand her!
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A morphed form of prick and bitch. Proper usage would be in a situation wherein the gender of the insultee cannot be easily determined.
"I was driving home today, doing a zipping 75, and this pritch cuts me off before our exit ..."
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a person that is a prep, and a total bitch
dude, i met this girl at a bar. she was a total pritch
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Someone who is a fucking bitch and prima-donna AND princess all rolled into one. May be applied to EVERYBODY. Equal opportunity word. Use it well, use it often because this word describes some of your girlfriends & boyfriends, best friends, relatives, co-workers, bosses.
Stay away from that freak-boy, all he is, is a freakin pritcher. He never stops pritchin & does it in every room of the house. What a pritch. I ain't bowin down to kiss his pritchy feet.
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A cross between a pirate and a witch obviously!
Your swashbuckling broom is pretty pritchin
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Look at that pritch, she/he can't even hold her/his pants up with those hips.
by wayne September 01, 2003
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Madie may be a total bitch, but atleast she's a pretty little bitch- a pritch.(the conversation that started the word.)

GUY#1: what about her? think that bitch is pretty.
Guy#2: Ya,I like what I see. She's a deicent pritch.

by Thelz July 31, 2006
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