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Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.
It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for... Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!' Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?' Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!' Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha' |
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| 2. | burn off | ||
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Prison terminology meaning to leave the area hastily. I was trying to tell ya something, but all you did was burn off.
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| 3. | tore off the bone | ||
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Prison terminology meaning receiving a beatdown during a fight, usually resulting in injuries beyond first aid. Holy HELL, that dude got 'tore off the bone'!
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| 4. | Get paper | ||
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Prison terminology for settling a dispute with physical violence. Me and him are gonna go get paper.
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| 5. | hit a lick | ||
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To rob or burglarize someone or something. Prison terminology used by
jerks that got out of the joint and picked up by there friends. Me and OG wanted to hit a lick so we
picked up some dudes and jack rolled them. |
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| 6. | Shuzbunk | ||
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A word commonly used to described an accident occured during the process of masturbation, by either male, female or non-amphibious reptiles. Orginates from the Latin, Masturbus Shuzbunkus and adapted to English by the English wordsmith Tony Blair (a different Tony Blair, we already asked Kevin at Xtra Vision) Used in modern day terminology as a noun, verb and adjective and sometimes even a mixture of the two/three. Not to be confused with "very bad T-shirts" or a bus timetable. It should not be used at family gatherings or in front of anybody over the age of 75, to avoid potentially fatal excitement.
Examples of shuzbunks include 1) Friction Burns, 2) Getting caught by a parent/guardian/family pet, 3)falling pianos or 4) Paudy. A recent example of a very bad shuzbunk can be found at http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=684060 Famous victims of shuzbunking include Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, Gary Glitter and more recently, Mr. Magners the alcohol man, who was found in a tree moments after shuzbunking in a frying pan (THAT RHYMED!!!!!) Although the social stigma associated with shuzbunking is enough to drive many victims of shuzbunking into colonies, a craze for public shuzbunking has arisen in places such as Germany, Palestine Street Belfast and Tom Cruise's house. I just had a very bad shuzbunk
Aww dude, you shoulda seen my shuzbunk last night. It was very bad! Hey, did you hear about Tiffany? Apparently her shuzbunk was so bad she may never walk again, and she can only communicate using blinks |
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| 7. | Ugle | ||
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To take a shit.
To "ugle" is to take a dump; to be "ugling" is the action of taking that dumb. An ugle can also be a noun signifying the poop itself. If you need to take a shit, then you are feeling ugly (uglish is the incorrect terminology) Judge: I sentence you to 20 years in prison.
Defendant: For what?! Judge: Sky dropping ugles on the people of this fine city from your plane. Defendant: I was feeling ugly and the toilet was occupied, I'm sorry. |
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