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15. psychiatry
Racketeering; A brainwashing cult. If you knew you could lose rights by seeing a psych. prof., you would have to be a fool to see one; well you can lose rights by seeing a psych prof., even your right to vote.
If a patient tells his doctor the medicine isn't working, it is increased (along with it's unpleasant painful side effects) until the patient sings the medicine's praises out of the fear of death and suicide caused by and wholly related to the medicine. Indirect death threats is how psychiatrist subdue, intimidate people. (a listed side-effect of anti-psychotic medication, Haldol, is death.) Sure lots of patients die of related strokes, murders, suicides, and side-effects, but these expendable people are acceptable losses in the war for psychiatry. Psychs deliberately anger patients, who then stressfully suppress their rage making them seem ill. Unlike prison sentences, psych treatments are administered indefinately to cause fears and anger in the patients; causing episodes that get used to justify psychiatry and boost stock revenues. The goal of psychiatry is to cause worry, anger and confusion and treat. The med related deaths serve to help the psych mob intimidate and make their patients seem so sick they have to take life-threatening medicine by force to treat imbalances cause by genes they 'might' have. This is a form of racism, but is called 'scientific progress' by freedom hating psychs. Psychiatry Psucks, but don't worry about it, lest. . .
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16. Easy Cheeks
An individual who doesn't mind to spread their own ass cheeks in order to acquire a stiff rod such as a cock, snake, peter, or shlong up where the sun don't shine
Tim: Yo dude when I was in prison my nickname was Easy Cheeks! I was like uber popular and such. My life rocked hard!

Custer: Man, so do you think Jerry Sandusky is going to be getting that nickname soon when he hits the prison life????
17. Eggs Hogoboom
A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.
Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."
18. doing the most
Trying way too hard to be impressive but only causing self-embarrassment.

Busta Rhymes was DOING THE MOST when he posed in a cell wearing a prison jumpsuit for his "TheSource" magazine picture spread and article.
19. Family-Style
In prison rape, to sodomise someone on their back with their legs spread - the missionary position.
None personally. Although one shouldn't be complacent.
by Chris Nov 22, 2004 add a video
20. sangwich
Slang for "sandwich". Frequently used by individuals of Italian, Puerto Rican, and Latino descent. The influence of these cultures has spread this alternative pronunciation for the tasty bread-and-meat combination throughout western U.S. jail and prison systems. Convicts from nearly any racial and ethnic background are now commonly found using this particular word.
Convict: Offica Bernal, can I get anotha sangwich?

Corrections Officer: I'm sorry, Fernando. We don't have any sangwiches. We do have some sandwiches though...
21. bitch up
1. Act like a bitch, and shut the hell up, calm down, and do whatever the fuck you are told to do.
2. Used in Prison Slang "bitch up" means to bend over, spread legs, and take the position a female regularly would, in order to proceed in intercourse.
1.I once told my dad to "Bitch up", and he bitch slapped me across the face.
2.One inmate said to antoher, "Leroy, you better bitch-up, you gonna have some lovin' like you aint never had, and sho' 'nough better not fight it, Or i will kick yo' ass."
by Kate-Lynn Jul 4, 2005 add a video
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