1. A girl younger than 18 who is extremely hot and older looking.
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Hannah Montana
"Dude, Miley Cyrus is jail bait all the way."
1.A fag thats going to get his head beaten in.
2.A slanderous homosexual who needs to get a life and stop stalking twins.
3.A person who obviously has no balls as shown by his attempt to slander them anonymously.
4.A coward who's ultimate fate will be slow torturous prison rape by a heavyset man with a testicular piercing.
I'm so sad about the size of my penis. Well....better go bother the twins instead of laying around all day wiping my moms ass. Merntmerntmernt!
Men who search the internet for jail bait.
John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.
An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!
"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"
"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."
"Thanks for the tip Bro!"
when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.
Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.
Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.
Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?
Guy 2: They all do.....
A term often used in Jail or prison.
When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.
he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...
then stick it to the wall in the shower.
sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.
My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.