Having large muscles on the upper-body but tiny little legs. There are no leg machines/equipment in prison, so convicts tend to have dis-proportionately small legs compared to huge arms and chest.
This is a term used in gyms.
Check out home dude over there with the prison look. It wouldn't hurt if he did some calf-raises.
Overdeveloped biceps and/or triceps, way out of proportion to the rest of the arm. Also known as 'Popeye arms' or 'prison arms'.
Madonna's got some fearsome guns!
When a person has a buff, muscular upper body, but skinny chicken legs.
The term originated from the appearance of prison inmates who spend hours lifting weights to build up their chest, back, and arms, but neglect building up their leg muscles entirely.
"Hey man, you can't just only do bench presses and bicep curls in the gym all the time or you're gonna end up looking prison yoked."
"My cousin just got out on parole last night. He looks all prison yoked now.
Sikome Lake consists of a small man-made lake, situated inside a heavily guarded 8 feet high chain-link fence.
All visitors to the pond are searched for forbidden items, these include but are not limited to alcoholic beverages. For it is more important to alienate visitors than to allow the occasional undesirable entrance with their hard lemonade.
Some say Sikome lake is synonymous with a prison camp, if only limited to look and feel. The alleged reason for this is to protect incompetent parents from losing their children and having them escape into the wild.
Woe betide if you should venture into the water on the south side of the lake.
Guards at Sikome Lake: "All parents are reminded to be within arms reach of their children"
Ironically, a place you go to lose your mind, not gain knowledge.more...
Nothing in the high schools ever work properly. The air conditioning only works during the coldest times of the year, and the heater only works in the hottest times of the year. You'd think the money that you use to pay for that crappy, overpriced food would solve this problem, but it really does jack shit.
For school lunch, you basically pay almost $3.00 to get two chicken nuggets the size of your pinky that taste stale, a carton of milk the size of your palm and are forced to pay for an Apple that isn't even edible because of how rotten it is, or alternatively, you can pay for some mixed fruit in a cup, that the immature jackasses at your table will just throw around anyway. These same people will also fly in like vultures and basically eat the majority of your food, leaving you with about 1 chicken nugget and half a carlton of milk for lunch. The only reason people even pay for this shit food is because they had nothing for breakfast. This is mainly because you don't get enough time in the morning to eat anything more than a Honey Bun or a Hot Pocket (if you really, really rush). Then the asshole teachers from 1st period will actually punish you for eating in class, while they have three donuts and some coffee from Dunkin Donuts on their desk.
To make matters worse, you are not allowed to have any electronic devices in class. Not only are you bored to your mind, learning useless information and doing m...
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To shove both fists and arms into the anus. A deep double fisting.
Steve got his. He went to prison and his cellmate gave him a Double Cheese Burger. He basically became the guy's hand-puppet.
The single worst place in the universe.
Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Teacher: Three hours