| 1. | Priority None | ||
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How a person travels (frequently impromptu) who uses no special-affinity credit cards (that tie into retailers, hoteliers, etc.), keeps no priority accounts with hotel chains, does not accumulate airline miles, nor qualifies for rebates or discounts, nor contributes to add-a-dollar or round-it-up programs. "When I travel I go where I want to go when I want to go. I don't travel often, but when I do I pay standard fare or phone ahead. I don't rack up hotel points, airline points, Amtrak points, cruise-ship points, department store points, major-league team points, hotel/motel points, rent-a-car points or charity points. I pay what I pay and if it's too much, I shop around or don't go. Nobody needs to know my password or log-in, and I don't get a dozen e-mails a week. I get bumps and privileges like you wouldn't believe. Nothing influences my choice of company or chain when I travel. That's called flying Priority None."
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| 2. | Tip Priority | ||
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The perk one gets from giving big tips or being known for giving big tips. Matt had 8 pizzas to deliver but tip priority meant that he’d deliver the freshest one first. That guy always slipped him a $20.
Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night. |
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| 3. | Poo Priority | ||
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(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned. Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro? Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week.. |
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| 4. | back burner | ||
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1) Custom of placing pots not requiring immediate attention toward the rear of the stove 2) A condition of low priority or temporary deferment 3) Where one resides when they are hearing bs in hopes of maintaining the status quo of a "relationship" that serves to keep the fires lit for the IO part of the equation
It's so sad how Sal doesn't realize shes placed on the back burner. Hal has no intention of making her his one and only.
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| 5. | triority | ||
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Three things that need to be done first. (Rhymes with "priority.") I'm being yelled at to finish three jobs immediately. No one will let me put theirs off. I have a triority.
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| 6. | Preference | ||
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A private club for all good "Ganter" to happen mostly from "Da Boiyz"... "Hey Non, were you at Preference last night?"
"Yeah, it's so much better than Priority..." |
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| 7. | earjacking | ||
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Malign monopoly of a hapless individual's attention, through the aural canals. This nasty temporary possession might involve tricks with volume, tantalizing & purposeless gossip, half-garbled but compelling rumors, +/or claims of interpersonal priority (such as a martyred aunt or disabled neighbor), but the aim is to own you & ride you, pure & simple. "So I sez to him, I SEZ WHY did you pass the salt to her FIRST, AREN'T I as IMPORTANT as she is? Then HE SEZ..."
"...and then the boss leaned over to him and promised- but you hate gossip, I know...Gotta keep yr ear to the ground, or you'll get stampeded..." "So kin ya take me tasafta noon, huh? Kin ya take me tamorrah? Kin I have a quarter? How 'bout fi'bucks? Kin ya hold me up for the bubblah? Hey, d'ja hear me?" "Nobody believes me- but I saw this coming! No one listens but I told you, dindin't I? I knew it, I knew this wld happen! Remember when I told you..." Arrrgh! |
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