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priorititties 

When you have boob priorities.
You have priorities but then you also have priorititties.
I was trying to look sassy yet classy so I snuck in some cleavage. #priorititties

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory
James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends
I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

prioritism 

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.
Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.
prioritism by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.
Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...
Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

Prioreotize 

Verb:

To stop everything you're doing and eat an Oreo.

It is quite a popular activity.
Successful Individual: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOHNNY?!

Johnny: *Takes hands out of pants while watching TV* Nothing!

Successful Individual: MY MAN, YOU NEED TO PRIOREOTIZE!
Prioreotize by TheDonald June 15, 2009