| 15. | Tradigital | ||
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A marketing agency that effectively merges traditional ad principals with digital technology. We're beyond hybrid. We're tradigital, taking the best principals of the past and using them in today's digital world.
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| 16. | School | ||
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Seven (or more)
Crappy Hours Of Our Lives (daily) Its a prision for kids where you cant enjoy life. The kids at school are total wimps. I got sent to the Principals office because I called someone Fatass spoiled brat and somehow he found out (he cant exept the fact that he was spoiled and fat) Theres so much learning that you forget what you learned. On yo homework you forgot everything you learned so i cant finish it. why do adults like participating in hurting children? Its impossible to show your true feelings with out getting in huge trouble. Its hard to enjoy a social life. If you talk to your friends you get in trouble. If you get a C or lower you get in trouble by your parents. Dont you want to spend time with your family instead of assloads of homework? Limits: if you say words as innocent as idiot you get detention. They call having fun a privilige. You cant do this or that x100000000 The teachers a joke (there like those cogs in toontown) The more they take away stuff from you the more you want it. You: school was so boring that i forgot everything i knew! Time to have fun! more...
Mom: Did you do your homework? You: F***************************************! I have to relearn everything NEW EXAMPLE: Mean Ass Teacher: I h8 that kid, Im gonna beat him/her up. good news is i have an excuse for his/her beating so i wont get in trouble. You: Hi Ms. Smith, how are you doing? M.A.T: *Beats you up* You: *tells mom and dad what M.A.T did to you* Parents: *complain to school* M.A.T: *Uses excuse to fool parents* Parents: your in trouble son/daughter for lying NEW EXAMPLE: You: Dude school is boring Your friend Josh: I totally agree Faghead Asshole Teacher: *hears conversation from a mile away* F.A.T: *interrupts conversation/invades privacy* F.A.T: You guys are in huge trouble for socializing and sharing your feelings about school! NEW EXAMPLE: You: Damn I got a C Parents: Damn you got a C! Youre grounded NEW EXAMPLE: You: Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into The public restroom, she scared the shit out of the toilits! Your friend Jeff: LOL! Whorehead Teacher: You guys, off to the principals office for insulting someone! NEW EXAMPLE: You: I cant believe they took away my ipod for it being out. It wasnt even on! Now i really want to listen to that song. asshole principle on the loud speaker: If you take out an electronic device and a teacher sees you, we have to assume its on and your having fun so we have to steal it from you. |
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| 17. | Double Standard | ||
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Applying different sets of rules to the same principals especially when they are both equally as bad 1- The word "fuck" is edited out from the daily newspaper, however the word "shit" and stories of a sexual nature are published without censorship and question even though all of these principals are taboo.
2 - The police can mace an aggressive criminal and get a "well done" yet a member of the public who even uses spray deoderant to fight off an attacker is placed under arrest even though the law permits people to use "such forces as they deem necessary" to defend oneself/home/property. THIS IS CONSIDERED AN ACT OF HIGH TREASON BY WAY OF THE GOVERNMENT LEVYING WAR UPON THERE OWN PEOPLE. 3 - Marijuana, a relatively harmless herb is outlawed yet tobacco which is highly addictive and kills 10x more people than road accidents a year is, why? BECAUSE BIG NAME TOBACCO PAY THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP POT ILLEGAL FOR FEAR IT WILL RUIN THEIR PRECIOUS TOBACCO CROP all of these are a double standard |
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| 18. | Emo | ||
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The byproduct of the late wave Baby Boomer's and early Generation X'ers that didn't beat the hell out of their boys, instill values and principals in them, and man them up. They find drama where there doesn't need to be any. Most usually have black, shaggy hair, a 28 inch waist or smaller, are Caucasian or Oriental, and listen to manufactured music that will be forgotten about in less than a year. Emo
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| 19. | crimethink | ||
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thought that is detrimental to the principals of Ingsoc. Not illegal, as there is no law, but always punished by death. If you've never read 1984, consider yourself illiterate until you have read it.
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| 20. | capitalism | ||
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A political system whereby the educated (rich) can expoit the uneducated (poor) to satisfy their own greed and lust for power. A system where a persons role in society is determined by the class he or she is born into. THIS IS MY MAIN PROBLEM WITH CAPITALISM. It is a natural progression from a dynastical system of government i.e from monarchy to the Bushes and Murdochs. Power and influence remains in the hands of the few ruling families. Relies on the ideas of social Darwinism, whereby corperations and nations behave like animals, competing with each other for resources (sound familiar?), and the fittest (or most ruthless and inhuman). The inevitable conclusion is that billions live in poverty while the lucky few live like kings. This new form of aristocrat treats those supposedly below him in the social heirarchy with disdain. Those with principals and compassion are ridiculed and treated as pariahs. With no central control or direction this will inevitably result in the squandering of the earths natural resources and the end of civilisaiton, unless a new, more efficient, fairer system is introduced. This is not communism (State controlled capitalism), and it is not anarchy. Capitalism cannot be sustained for much longer, although it did have one positive effect on humanity, modernisation through industrialisation. But its purpose has been fulfilled, the capitalists have to step aside and give the rest of us a go. Must......Crush.......Cap-i-tal-is-m
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| 21. | enave | ||
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A person who wants to take over the world in a hitleresque manner (with a touch of Stalin, Mussolini, etc). However, opposses the NRA, hates any form of republicans, and is actually a very kool dude. Enave will one day conquer Donlon and all evil vice principals after massive strategy preparation on dfilm.com.
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