Student 2: "Well, even though we're at Princeton, where we're all self-acknowledging elitists who are incapable of taking criticism and we have to constantly tell ourselves that we're the best university in the country because nobody else cares, I think it's pretty ridiculous not to agree that the building is quite ironically disgusting.
Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
Girl 2: yes I have!
Girl 1: Roc Royal is my favorite
Girl 2: I love Princeton the most
Girl 1: why
Girl 2: because he's sweet and also has a freaky side to him