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1.
enthusiastically ready for something, stoked
dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!
by bonzai February 23, 2005
 
2.
To get drunk/buzzed in advance before going to a bar or club to avoid the expensive drinks there.
Hey Mark lets get primed before the club
by peee ceee teee vee October 14, 2007
 
3.
1. A slang Term meaning drunk.

2. Possibly Australia's biggest rock band.
Man i was so Primed last night

I love Primed!
by littlelouie13 December 30, 2005
 
4.
when your penis is erect.
she had my dick primed.
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
 
5.
To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.
I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.
by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014