Rectumglarium-primation 

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus

Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

Rectumglarium-primation by Sidney Stevens May 12, 2021

privatization

The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.

Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.

privatization by Xyzzy January 30, 2005

primativist 

Individuals associated with this current do not wish to be adherents of an ideology, merely people who seek to become free individuals in free communities in harmony with one another and with the biosphere, and may therefore refuse to be limited by the term 'anarcho-primitivist' or any other ideological tagging. At best, then, anarcho-primitivism is a convenient label used to characterise diverse individuals with a common project: the abolition of all power relations - e.g., structures of control, coercion, domination, and exploitation - and the creation of a form of community that excludes all such relations.

That primitivists are planning an attack on the city hall.

primativist by Anton April 24, 2005

Privatize 

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)

To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"

Privatize by mitchdpg October 15, 2012

Privative school 

I don't know what year were living in but this is hell theres so much fire

Privative school

Privative school by Sans car April 15, 2020

privatism 

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.

Privatism is beautiful.

privatism by Smart Boy February 27, 2005

Privativities 

Keeping your biz low pro, not anyone's business. Private activities. He's entitled to his privativities. Stuff that you do that you just don't want everyone to know about. Making your Myspace page private keeps people from knowing about your privativities.

I'm not going to waste my time with a guy who has alot of privativities. I prefer a guy with nothing to hide. If a guys page is set to private, it sort of gives me the creeps.

Privativities by JolieLA December 31, 2006