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Catholic Priests

Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.
Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.
Catholic Priests by Tytus July 22, 2004

pedophile priests 

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys
pedophile priests or pp's for short

FAP - Free Arab Priests

FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!
At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...

Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'
FAP - Free Arab Priests by whiteley January 15, 2010

a rape of priests 

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.
be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.
a rape of priests by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

freeing the priests 

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."