phucktarded 

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

phucktarded by Fara April 9, 2004

pricktard 

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

pricktard by Miranda H January 1, 2009

Ricktarded 

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.

Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!

Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011

phucktarded 

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.

Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded

phucktarded by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Ricktarded 

A person who has been on a bender for more than 6 weeks, and has now reached the point of appearing mentally challenged.

Wow, that dude is Ricktarded

Ricktarded by HilariousAlways January 29, 2018

pricktard 

Someone who unknowingly makes a mistake and must be corrected by someone of greater awareness.

Ryan Marsh is a pricktard
He's pricktarded

pricktard by Uzz Uzz January 31, 2008

Pricktard 

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.

“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
“Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything”

“Kieran’s fat”

Pricktard by YBPYT July 23, 2019