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malcom richardson 

Someone that turns you on even though you have a boyfriend. Fuckin smart. Has a maroon and white hankee.
Becky to Amanda: Oh my god check out that hot guy!
Amanda to becky: You little slut, you already have a boyfriend.
Becky to Amanda: Yea but he is soo malcom richardson.
malcom richardson by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Blake richardson 

Blake Richardson (also known as Blake edward Richardson of Manchester) is the cutest bean you will ever lay eyes upon. He has the voice of a literal angel and looks like art. His dog posie is my idol and his sister is a queen, we also stan his mum cause she blessed us with him.

Here are some words you can use to describe this stud muffin:
1. UWu
2. Dad
3. God
4. Big uwu
5. Snack
6. The definition of perfect
7. Gycamole

8. Marry me please

9. Hot
10. Talented
11.huge uwu
Re teacher: what god do you worship?
Me: our lord and saviour Blake Richardson.

Richardson Middle School 

The Richardson Middle School is some shit school located in Dracut, Massachusetts. All the 7th graders know who the 8th graders are and the 6th graders are all fat fuck weirdos who think they're queer and are undertale and fnaf obsessed. The 7th graders get into much more fights that the principal will immediately find out about and most kids will probably have more relationships in a year than you will in a life time, even if that person is ugly. (Also goes for 8th graders) The school honestly doesn't really care about how much your life sucks because they're too busy caring about the fucking gum you're chewing. Both gym teachers are fat yet expect you to be in perfect shape. The whole fucking school is acutally snakes by the way, no joke. The school is basically white and some "cool" white boys like to think they're cool with the black kids. It's an average school, you have popular kids sitting here and there and the rest are either total weirdos or average kids who watch filthy frankand pretend to be him by acting like pink guy in the halls or shouting "I have osteoporosis" from idubbbz. Most kids are probably homophobic and everyone thinks they're bisexual. Only the asians do good in this god damn school, and almost every dumbass person in 7th grade goes to roller kingdom. If you think you are damn close to hooking up with that guy or girl, you think again buddy because that person probably thinks you're ugly which everyone from RMS is. RMS students are dumbasses.
"Dude, did you ever even date anyone in middle school?"

"Nah b, I went to Richardson Middle School, everyone there was ugly af"

"Did you hear about that fight happening later bro?"
"Dude the teachers already heard about it the two kids already got a 2 day in-school suspension"

Richardsongasm 

What happens when anything James Richardson related occurs.
Friend: "OMG looking at Ben Goldwasser makes me goldwasm everywhere!"

You: "Totally! But James is the real man, I just wanna touch his hair and have a richardsongasm"

Friend: "WOW I want in on that!"
Richardsongasm by tcmgmt August 1, 2010

Dirty Richardson 

This can be used when referring to someone who is a douche, asshole, dumb ass or are full of themselves. More specifically, some who can't keep their damn mouth shut!
"Wow! I can't believe you told them that! You pulled a Dirty Richardson, douche bag!"

"Did you really just do that!? You're such a Dirty Richardson!"
Dirty Richardson by Karma$@btch October 4, 2011

Jon Richardson 

He is an amazing comedian who hosted a BBC 6 Radio Show but has now moved on to write his own book, host stand up for the week and be a team captain on 8 out of 10 cats. He is hilarious and beloved by many women despite his OCD habits. It is extremely shocking he has been single for 8 years and counting, especially with those dimples and that gorgeous northern accent.

He loves dogs, good music, alphabetising, cooking, alcohol and his job. Despite his grumpy man reputation he smiles a lot and is genuinely lovely whenever he meets a fan.

Jon Richardson is a legend.
Person 1: What do you think of Jon Richardson?

Person 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits. Not that he would do that. He'd hate the crumbs too.
Jon Richardson by EmzieD August 23, 2011