Channel aimed at idiots with too much time on their hands. Convince people they're being promised bargains. Old people and the mentally impaired watch for the company and the contentment of having someone actually talk to them. Always promising quality brands who no one's ever heard of and describing ugly clothes as "the latest fashion".
Person 1: Oooh price drop tv! Such good bargains!
Price drop announcer: What a bargain! This TV is a quality brand - it's Setashi! That's pratically Sony! It's dropped in price from £50000 all the way to £200! Buy now or you'll me an idiot!
Person 2: What idiot would actually listen to this rubbish?
Person 1: Shut up! It's a perfectly legitimate way of shopping!
December 22, 2006