Pre-Wed 

An individual whose sole purpose for attending college is to get married. It is not uncommon for pre-wed students to enter college as pre-med students. Pre-Wed students are commonly referred to as psychology majors.

Damn, I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I guess it's time to switch to a pre-wed major.

Pre-Wed by OKwords946 August 5, 2017

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

preved 

An Internet term and the biggest ever flashmob in the history of russian Internet community. Bastardization of russian word 'Privet' which is translated as 'Hi'.

Very similar to 'ORLY' stuff... Nearly never used without 'Medved' character (The Bear) and raised hands.

'Preved' symbol - Y

In other words - this is what medved said, when he met a couple having sex in a wood.

Written Ïðåâåä! in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).

dude.1 -"Preved medved!" Y
dude.2 -"Preved! Kagdila krosavcheg?!"

preved by Sanya aka Sushka September 12, 2008

preedo 

Preedo is a term that is slang for "appreciate it, dude."

Hey man, I just picked up a case of Coors Light. Want one?

For sure, preedo.

preedo by Pham PHISH September 20, 2013

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

system of ascending precedents by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premeditated shit 

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009