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Movie Previews Voice 

That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster
In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.

"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"


One man, one mission.

Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"
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What if movies were previews 

"What if movies were previews" is a statement that is said in reaction to another ignorant or pointless statement.
Moron: Dude, the sun is really hot today.

Smart Guy: Man, what if movies were previews.

Weekly Broke Ass Previews 

Game previews on Tenstones that meant to save you money by not wasting it on shitty games.

The previews are based on the title only because Bob doesn't have money to waste on shitty games either but his expertise shines each week.

They always say you can't judge a book by it's cover but they never said anything about it's title.
Don't waste your hard earned cash on shitty games check the weekly broke ass previews first.

Sneak preview 

n.

1. (Communication Arts / Broadcasting) a screening of a film, or series pilot, at an unexpected time to test audience reaction before its release. Not to be confused with sneak peek.
We were invited to a sneak preview at Warner Bros. Studios!
Sneak preview by Jrskow July 16, 2011

Previewnesia 

The state of forgetting what movie you actually came to watch due to the excessive advertisements, trailers, previews, messages to silence one's cell phone, etc. that occur between the advertised start time of a movie and the time the feature begins. Usually, the state of Previewnesia is experienced right as the feature is (finally!) about to begin and you realize you can't remember what movie you are about to see.
Jim (to his date, Elaine): "Hey babe, do you remember what movie we are about to see? I've got previewnesia"
Elaine: "No I've got previewnesia too, I can't remember. Maybe it's Goonies 2 or Avengers 4?"
Previewnesia by RATTnroll January 18, 2015

Preview Pirate

(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
Preview Pirate by Austin42 February 13, 2009

preview fraud 

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.
'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'
preview fraud by sandspit November 30, 2009