Top Definition
The weird sensation that happens when eating a pretzel or similar crunchy food in the middle of a crowded place. The person feels like everyone is watching because his/her chewing seems so loud to himself/herself, but it really isn't that loud to the others. Despite this fact, the person remains pretzelnoid until he/she swallows.
(thinking to self at a party)

Oh, man, why can't this stuff be softer? It's giving me pretzelnoia!
by gigantixplosionboom7 May 10, 2011

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