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Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.
"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."
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presexual marriage 

tieing the knot before trying it out.
What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

presexual harassment 

Harassment that occurs before sex. Often consensual during act of sexual action.
Josephine: Morgan you are a piece of shit. (hits Morgan)
(Morgan and Josephine have sex)
Me: Thats presexual harassment.

pretextulate 

verb- The act of one accidently sending a text before finished and intended.
Keyless, "Neither of those last two texts made any sense, I'm so confused?

Josh "Sorry dude, I accidently pretextulated and just started where I left off on the second text."
pretextulate by Bosh Jurton December 27, 2011

pretential

Miley Cyrus is oozing with pretential; one more unnecessary feud or diva moment and she will have broken the barrier into pretention.
pretential by jk5k May 25, 2009

Preventually 

Similar to eventually.
When something happened sometime in the past, but you don't know when.
I know preventually she did it.
Preventually by G November 21, 2003

pretential

(pre-10-shull) n. the potential to become pretntious
The lead singer of this band is not quite good enough to be pretentious, but he's got pretential.
pretential by Damanda13 October 24, 2010