Preperation H 

Medication cream for hemroids.

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?

Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy 

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART

Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy by phychosalinas November 7, 2010

Pretentionitis 

To be suffering from trying to seem more important or significant than you really are. Similar to pretentious

Person 1: Is Peter coming to the party later?
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.

Pretentionitis by SneakySsssssss February 13, 2018

preperation 

A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, PrepAration.

-Online-
'USER1' Yo m8 hve u dun yor preperation 4 dat stoopid test next weeek?!!?
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell preparation!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

preperation by Anonywoofs May 20, 2016

Preferation 

To prefer something for yourself... like you'd rather prefer what you wanna think than how the other person meant it.

Jacky:(holds up middle finger)
Bill:"you wanna smash :0"

When Jacky clearly ment as in (fuck u) not (I want to fuck u) that was him making his own preferation

Preferation by Major MaeMae For Life May 6, 2018

pretention 

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

pretention by Phil January 24, 2003

Pretection 

Pre-emptive protection, usually right-wing and often violent

They acted irrationally out of Arch-Conservative *BroadChurch* Pretection compulsions to establish the Surveillance Zombiegonomy.

Pretection by PartisanZ November 22, 2022