| 15. | Friendwhore | ||
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Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends.
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You might be a friendwhore if you: Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine. Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car. Smoke pot. Drink WAY too much. Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds. Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities. Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot. You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so. Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course. Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace. "FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point. Listen to techno. Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX For women, it slightly different. As in: If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING. As in: "My house is on fire....teehee!" "I'm so wasted....teehee!" "I have so many friends...teehee!" Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category. |
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| 16. | whoops-a-daisy | ||
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the act of purposely ejaculating inside of a female, despite her clear instructions for you not to do so, then pretending it was an accident.
see also Simcoe Salmon Swim Mac - "hey man...go give that broad a whoops-a-daisy"
C'lins - "will do, good sir" .....later that night C'lins - "ahhhhhh, fuck that was good" Broad - "what? did you just cum inside of me? i told you not to!" C'lins - "ummmmm, don't worry baby, i'm drunk" |
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| 17. | Jurassic Juggler | ||
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When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls. Quite similar to ancient juggling techniques and entertainment where rocks and small boulders were used as a talent and showcase called the Jurassic Juggler
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| 18. | mr. 1000 | ||
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Wow, that was an amazing outburst. My views on mentally and emotionally pubescent girls have been permanently altered. Really, you don't like what I write, so you try to bash me. Ingenious. After all, free speech is just an illusion, and girls should be able to smell, look, and act like sluts and not be treated as such (I don't give people shit who don't give me shit, but I treat people like they can expect to be treated). Here's an idea, little girl. Why don't you go back to shopping for frilly things and pretending your life is full and enjoyable, and leave the thinking and talking to me. Bitching will not get your mind and soul back. \/ Mr. 1000 sez think before you write and think before you talk. Otherwise, you will be exposed for the cretin you are.
P.S. You don't know what I can do with my prick. If I ever got mentally castrated and became a pedophile, which is the only way I would go near a whore like you without a hazard suit, I would fucking rip through your little pussy. Forget that little orgasm, I'd give you a mother fucking PAINGASM-and that means no more G-spot. You would have to say good bye to the little diversion you get from putting out, meaning you would get only the pain from giving up a parcel of your existence. When I'd be done with you, you would have to close up that sperm bank you call a vagina and actually contribute with society. |
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| 19. | Heinlein | ||
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Getting an underage girl drunk while pretending to be drunk yourself, and then trying to take advantage of them. Mike was trying to Heinlein that bitch at the party last night
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| 20. | ride it | ||
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The phrase used to describe the event in which one person makes another person "flinch" via pretending to punch them, pretending to throw something at them, or through any other agressive action in which you do not actually touch or hit the subject. If the person flinches (just blinking does not count as flinching) from this action you have the right to say "ride it." When said the guilty party (the one who flinches) must grab your arm which you will hold at a 90 degree angle and the guilty party must grab onto it with either hand and with the other hand must hold it up and twirl it with one finger up as if they were signaling a homerun. Depending on the severity of the flinch, the victim might need to make noises. "Riding it," is a sign of respect for the person who is being rid. (fake punch)
stefan: you flinched ride it pussy greg: stfu i didnt flinch mike: yeah you did you little bitch greg: ok fine (rides it) |
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| 21. | actin bug | ||
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fake, a lame, not yourself, pretending for other people She actin bug cuz her momma here
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