noun: preteen retard

A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll.

Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party.
(at pre-game)
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: hello
troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard
gamer: tehee xD
pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM!

troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary
pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later*
*during game*
pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back
by MasterMeerkat November 28, 2009
When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.
"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"
by Ryan1998191 July 13, 2008
1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.
1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."
by Kong Nicolai auf Hai. March 18, 2004
Someone who is about to lose a fight.
The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.
by Poppy Guapo July 10, 2005
1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded
1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."
by Jacques March 13, 2005
Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed
We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.
by FlatZ April 10, 2015
The moment just before you become a full blown retard.
When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.
by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

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